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Old 12-27-2014, 08:41 AM   #321 (permalink)
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I forgot about this thread, it so good too.

Text: You sent me a text message. After not texting each other for weeks. Don't just say never mind
Guessing a lady sent that?
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Old 12-27-2014, 11:04 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Guessing a lady sent that?
Yeah, my soon to be ex. It's a little bit complicated, we never broke up, and she seems to be already seeing her ex so **** that I'm out
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Old 12-28-2014, 02:47 PM   #323 (permalink)
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"Why aren't you at work?"

Because you gave me the day off...
Yikes, dude.
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Old 12-28-2014, 02:52 PM   #324 (permalink)
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"hey"

Uh. Put some punctuation in there so I don't respond with something sexual because I read the message wrong.
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Old 01-02-2015, 01:48 AM   #325 (permalink)
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Texting with my dad, whose favourite band is Van Halen, and he thinks I don't like the group as an act of rebellion. So I asked him how much cocaine he did in the 80s.

'How much acid did you do in the 2010s?'

Touché.
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Old 01-02-2015, 02:36 AM   #326 (permalink)
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^Bye.
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Old 01-02-2015, 02:44 AM   #327 (permalink)
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^Bye.
On that note, did we scare mordwyr off or did I actually ignore him when I jokingly said bye?
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Old 01-02-2015, 02:56 AM   #328 (permalink)
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On that note, did we scare mordwyr off or did I actually ignore him when I jokingly said bye?
Nope I haven't seen him in the last three or four days and I definitely did not put anyone on ignore.
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:01 AM   #329 (permalink)
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Your use of the word definitely offends me. Bye.
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:06 AM   #330 (permalink)
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I'm excuse me that was an unkind attack and I don't make contact with people who are unnecessarily unkind. Bye.
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