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Old 10-10-2014, 10:12 PM   #301 (permalink)
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'I just saw a raccoon and it reminded me of you. It was eating out of the garbage.'

Love you too sis.
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Old 10-10-2014, 10:12 PM   #302 (permalink)
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'I just saw a raccoon and it reminded me of you. It was eating out of the garbage.'

Love you too sis.
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Old 10-22-2014, 12:49 AM   #303 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2014, 03:22 AM   #304 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2014, 05:35 PM   #305 (permalink)
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"Have you ever heard of Miles Davis?"
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Old 12-14-2014, 05:36 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Who was that?
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Old 12-14-2014, 05:43 PM   #307 (permalink)
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My sister, we grew up in a very non-jazz household. Still doesn't make it any less hilarious though.
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Old 12-14-2014, 06:34 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2014, 07:07 PM   #309 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2014, 11:24 PM   #310 (permalink)
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