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'I just saw a raccoon and it reminded me of you. It was eating out of the garbage.'
Love you too sis. |
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"I don't have to tell you that describing the new chicken breast special as 'the tits' is inappropriate."
COME ON MAN LET ME HAVE SOME FUN sheesh boring boss is no fun |
"Long Wong dongs floppin out of boxer slits"
-- my husband describing his attire before I bring my coworker over ... |
"Have you ever heard of Miles Davis?"
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"Umm i think we know who the bad one is lol btw he is lookin sexy today"
A friend attempting to play wingman for me. Bless her |
"100% power!"
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"It never ends well over the phone, and it's not real"
That was a fun day... |
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