Sansa, you're obviously a psycho magnet. Date real men and stop toying with little boys.

I think you are missing the whole story.

Last text: Hey dude, didn't you used to **** Jamie _____?

My response: How did I taste?

yeah LOL he isn't my boyfriend, I just woke up to those texts. he's not even a side bitch, just some dude who Doesn't Get It

Thirsty mofo.

#itsrainingmen

#butgayiswaterresistent

I really am a psycho magnet tho I don't know why

I thought you were into psychos. The type that love Craigs List.

nah dude that was a total accident. don't even bring up that story

lmao

That story was solid gold.

It is sincerely one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me

"Shut up, I'm not naming my son Clark Kent"

"Well I'm in now. It's a bit dead."

Cue Batlord.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

"Stop arguing with people on the internet"

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/...96608968_n.jpg

That moment where you're a true Sansa Stark.

"Sa da tay"

http://i58.tinypic.com/351u6mh.jpg

My bf has a job interview. :(

'Come to the pub, we're only going for an hour??'

We will be there in five minutes

"I got a six inch chicken teriyaki sub in the poison drawer for you tonight"

:laughing:

poison drawer, nice. My boyfriend calls Bed Bath & Beyond pillows and shit, it cracks me up every time.


"Steph, how many times do I have to tell you not to play kitchen beautician?"

"I wish u didn't look so much like chris hemsworth and weren't so funny and charismatic as well as very terrific at dirty talk because u make it very difficult for me to not leave my hubby tom brady for u"

"Rad did they record well"
My response "well well".

I told you that was confidential!

Crap.

"Get your ass to Mars!"

Who needs a metronome when you have a heartbeat?

:laughing:

"I may be wasted but I'm not stupid. "

"If you love me you'll make me a nutella cheesecake"

^Holy hell how has that not been done in my life?

"Here's the link to the paedo site you asked for. Enjoy."

Dad we are out of milk.

"I haven't shaved my legs in 4 months"

From one of my dirty hippie friends. Good god.

Hawt

"Of course you aren't psycho! By the way it's me, Bill Cosby. Kill your family. Kill them all."

"What time are you coming over?"

From a number I don't recognize. I'm trying to think of something witty but I'm drawing a blank.

l
 

you know it


my last text says "how's my baby been"

I ****in hate answering this question and am not in the mood for the sexting that follows so I prob won't answer till tomorrow

:rofl:

I fucking love you.

you know what i mean tho? like ugh sexting takes so much energy out of me if I'm not in the mood

it's that feel when you get a new text and you look at it and it's like " I wanna feel your insides" and you're just like

[sighs internally]