"Guys, just a reminder, we're working from home again today."

Not a frowny face given.
(Office building power went out, so I slept from home)

"Where's the damn bhiryani?"

"are you crying? Please don't cry"

"Subject: UT Alert. The Tornado Warning has been lifted for campus. Continue to monitor local media and the National Weather Service for furt"

No texts since Sunday.

I'd text u boo idk if I can text the UK, I know I can text Canada at least since one of my boy toys lives there

:)!

And we could extend it to Facebook messages but that may get a little awks.

Lmao no way could I publicly post my Facebook messages, I am a thirsty ass **** talker

Almost all my Facebook messages are either "yooo I hate this bitch" or "ugh I wanna climb him like a ****ing tree"

"saw u at the gym yesterday."

I have people creeping on me at the gym now, I guess.

that's out in the public though.

If they said they saw you getting un-dressed yesterday morning and thought you shouldn't wear those colored boxers then you should be concerned.