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Old 09-24-2014, 06:26 PM   #281 (permalink)
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'A pain in the ass is a pleasure in the mouth.'

Get your mind out of the gutter we were talking about cooking without a microwave.
Only teenage/twenty-something men would lump together all methods of food preparation not involving a microwave.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-24-2014, 07:07 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2014, 07:09 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2014, 02:26 PM   #284 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2014, 03:44 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Perhaps you could explain for the non-Irish potato-abusers on this site?
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Old 09-26-2014, 04:32 PM   #286 (permalink)
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As for me, my inbox is as of yet testicle-free, and hopefully remains that way. Don't the rest of you get any ideas.
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I'll have you know, my ancestors were Kings of Wicklow! We're as Irish as losing a three-nil lead in a must-win fixture!
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Old 09-26-2014, 09:26 PM   #287 (permalink)
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"Giz a bell"?

Does that mean text me back or something?
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Old 09-26-2014, 11:41 PM   #288 (permalink)
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"Giz a bell"?

Does that mean text me back or something?
Either that or someone needs to see a urologist immediately.
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Old 09-27-2014, 08:05 AM   #289 (permalink)
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"Giz a bell"?

Does that mean text me back or something?
Pretty much. Ring/Text back.
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:31 AM   #290 (permalink)
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Perhaps you could explain for the non-Irish potato-abusers on this site?
Simple enough. Greyhound are my bin collection guys. Black wheelie bin collected one week (normal waste) Green the other (Recycle). They text you the day before to say, basically, don't forget to put out your wheelie bin tonight as we'll be around early in the morning to collect them.
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