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Old 08-27-2014, 07:47 PM   #271 (permalink)
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more importantly though someone thinks I'm cute.

whoopwhoop look at me I'm WD look at how cute I am.
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Old 08-28-2014, 02:10 AM   #272 (permalink)
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"You're a funny girl, Riss" - my mom, after I told her that the only time I willingly stepped foot inside of a Walmart in the past 3 years was to use their restroom in a time of sheer desperation.
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Old 08-28-2014, 03:51 AM   #273 (permalink)
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Ha lovely. Be glad you're not here the internet for the whole shop is down and we're staying open!
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Old 08-28-2014, 09:46 AM   #274 (permalink)
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"i need to go to class though"
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Old 08-28-2014, 04:07 PM   #275 (permalink)
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"i need to go to class though"
Well you should have thought of that before you fell asleep and left your car keys out in the open where anybody could just go through your pockets.
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Old 09-08-2014, 01:04 PM   #276 (permalink)
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"I'm not a garden tool ho!"
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-08-2014, 01:08 PM   #277 (permalink)
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"I'm not a garden tool ho!"
Getting in early on grammar nazi week I see.
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Old 09-08-2014, 01:10 PM   #278 (permalink)
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Getting in early on grammar nazi week I see.
Janszy I couldn't help it, It was just to easy.
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:16 PM   #279 (permalink)
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Getting in early on grammar nazi week I see.
It always comes back to the Nazis. I honestly think The Islamic State is an attempt to destabilize the middle east by Nazis. I mean, just look at the facts.
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Old 09-24-2014, 03:23 PM   #280 (permalink)
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Get your mind out of the gutter we were talking about cooking without a microwave.
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