more importantly though someone thinks I'm cute.

whoopwhoop look at me I'm WD look at how cute I am.

"You're a funny girl, Riss" - my mom, after I told her that the only time I willingly stepped foot inside of a Walmart in the past 3 years was to use their restroom in a time of sheer desperation.

Ha lovely. Be glad you're not here the internet for the whole shop is down and we're staying open!

"i need to go to class though"

Well you should have thought of that before you fell asleep and left your car keys out in the open where anybody could just go through your pockets.

"I miss your face hoe"
"I'm not a garden tool ho!"

Getting in early on grammar nazi week I see.

Janszy I couldn't help it, It was just to easy.

It always comes back to the Nazis. I honestly think The Islamic State is an attempt to destabilize the middle east by Nazis. I mean, just look at the facts.

'A pain in the ass is a pleasure in the mouth.'

Get your mind out of the gutter we were talking about cooking without a microwave.