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Old 08-06-2014, 09:51 PM   #261 (permalink)
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"My car is smoking can you stop by after work? "

Did you spill oil in your engine bay?

"No I don't think so. "

Did you put your oil cap back on?

"I don't know. "

Women should not be allowed near a car.
"Was your red temperature light blinking like crazy?"
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Old 08-06-2014, 11:49 PM   #262 (permalink)
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"Just relax and rest bb"
Wonder who sent that one.
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Old 08-07-2014, 01:22 AM   #263 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2014, 09:42 AM   #264 (permalink)
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"Was your red temperature light blinking like crazy?"
Was a complete mess. My mom had literally no oil in her car even though I asked her to check it which she assured me she did. When the tow truck came to get it, there was also transmission fluid leaking from near the front left wheel. Gonna take a look this weekend and hope for a good outcome. Sure it will be back on the road by monday.
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Old 08-15-2014, 12:07 AM   #265 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2014, 01:53 AM   #266 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2014, 06:54 AM   #267 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2014, 11:14 PM   #268 (permalink)
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**** yes, my mic cables came today. *is slowly turning room into recording studio.*
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Old 08-21-2014, 02:03 PM   #269 (permalink)
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**** yes, my mic cables came today. *is slowly turning room into recording studio.*
Hello Alex long time no talk. Unless you already have could you give us/me a run through of what you have and what you are trying to have setup?
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Old 08-27-2014, 07:46 PM   #270 (permalink)
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you're cute when you're drunk and I like you a lot but you need help
YOU NEED HELP

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