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Old 08-04-2014, 02:04 PM   #251 (permalink)
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That sounds like fun.
Not as fun as you might think,I've gotten a surprise once or twice..
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:04 PM   #252 (permalink)
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Taking somebody's lighter is an underrated troll. When you've got one it's no biggie, but when you don't and you need it, it's the end of the world.
Dude had to use match sticks and it was windy yesterday. My other bro called me today to say nice one, cause he was bitching like a schoolgirl the entire time.
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:06 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Not as fun as you might think,I've gotten a surprise once or twice..
Used tissues? Mouse traps?
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:09 PM   #254 (permalink)
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Not as fun as you might think,I've gotten a surprise once or twice..
I know where this is headed. Better head to pm's with Jansz.
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:09 PM   #255 (permalink)
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Bits of cheese, or what apperead to be cheese.

And once something wet, I have no clue what that was nor did I ask my homeboy either.. Don isnt quite right either sooo....yeah. ..
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:15 PM   #256 (permalink)
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Bits of cheese, or what apperead to be cheese.

And once something wet, I have no clue what that was nor did I ask my homeboy either.. Don isnt quite right either sooo....yeah. ..
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:18 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Used tissues? Mouse traps?
I'd probably be guilty of that. I got bad allergies and I always keep a stash of tissues in my pocket. Unfortunately there isn't always a convenient place to dispose of used ones so... yeah.
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Old 08-04-2014, 02:20 PM   #258 (permalink)
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Note to self Batlord used condoms, I mean tissues.

Janszy, mousetraps...Got it!
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Old 08-06-2014, 04:43 PM   #259 (permalink)
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"My car is smoking can you stop by after work? "

Did you spill oil in your engine bay?

"No I don't think so. "

Did you put your oil cap back on?

"I don't know. "

Women should not be allowed near a car.
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Old 08-06-2014, 07:21 PM   #260 (permalink)
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