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Old 07-04-2014, 07:21 AM   #221 (permalink)
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"We had fun on a tree once "
.... a tree?
"Yeah, was pretty hard"
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Old 07-04-2014, 12:18 PM   #222 (permalink)
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I took the bait of course.
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Old 07-04-2014, 01:01 PM   #223 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday! Beer, bourbon, fireworks, or all three? Also LOL you got trolled, did you actually think you weren't going to be able to go?
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:48 AM   #224 (permalink)
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want to get married?
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Old 07-08-2014, 10:38 AM   #225 (permalink)
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"They gonna have a turtle ice sculpture for the wedding"

my mom talking about my brothers wedding. criiiiiiiiiiiinge. If I'm expected to go all the way back to that shithole to sit through that cheesefest there better be an open bar.
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Old 07-17-2014, 07:30 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2014, 01:49 AM   #227 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2014, 08:47 AM   #228 (permalink)
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"my cervix is flapping in the wind...."
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Old 07-21-2014, 04:30 PM   #229 (permalink)
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That's a pretty disturbing image.
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Old 07-21-2014, 04:31 PM   #230 (permalink)
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That's a pretty disturbing image.
That's what I thought..
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