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Kid Flip · 07-01-2014, 12:40 AM

"Yoo whats up?"

**Exo** · 07-01-2014, 10:29 AM

My cousin is hysterical. He was late this morning so I told him he needs a better alarm. He suggested a baboon alarm. Then he sent me this...

"Are you super lazy? Do you have problems waking up after too much partying? Do you just simply want a better alarm? Hi, Dick Nutsack here with the Baboon Alarm. It's a pet and alarm all in one. The baboon has been specially trained to wake your ass up guaranteed. The secret is the shock collar that you set to the time you want to wake up. Once that thing goes off your baboon is sure to go ape sh*t. What kind of assh*le could sleep through that? It's guaranteed to get your ass out of bed. But that's not all! It will also make you breakfast, wear funny hats, throw poop at your enemies, and you can even have sex with it. The Baboon Alarm is not sold in stores. If you order through this special TV offer you will receive one poop guard for your mouth as a free gift. Don't be fooled by imitation "monkey alarms" These are poor quality and don't have funny colored butts. Order now for the low low price of one single large blood diamond and the Baboon Alarm ill be on its way. What do you have to lose?"

The Batlord · 07-01-2014, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

My cousin is hysterical. He was late this morning so I told him he needs a better alarm. He suggested a baboon alarm. Then he sent me this...

"Are you super lazy? Do you have problems waking up after too much partying? Do you just simply want a better alarm? Hi, Dick Nutsack here with the Baboon Alarm. It's a pet and alarm all in one. The baboon has been specially trained to wake your ass up guaranteed. The secret is the shock collar that you set to the time you want to wake up. Once that thing goes off your baboon is sure to go ape sh*t. What kind of assh*le could sleep through that? It's guaranteed to get your ass out of bed. But that's not all! It will also make you breakfast, wear funny hats, throw poop at your enemies, and you can even have sex with it. The Baboon Alarm is not sold in stores. If you order through this special TV offer you will receive one poop guard for your mouth as a free gift. Don't be fooled by imitation "monkey alarms" These are poor quality and don't have funny colored butts. Order now for the low low price of one single large blood diamond and the Baboon Alarm ill be on its way. What do you have to lose?"

Baboons aren't apes.

Dr_Rez · 07-01-2014, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Baboons aren't apes.

Correct they are Arabian and African Old World Monkeys.

**Exo** · 07-01-2014, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Baboons aren't apes.

Potato Potahto.

GuD · 07-01-2014, 10:10 PM

I have never met anyone who pronounces potato as potahto nor have I met anyone who has met someone who pronounces potato as potahto. I am unconvinced anyone actually calls potatoes potahtoes. I'm pretty sure it's a flat out myth really.

Dr_Rez · 07-01-2014, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I have never met anyone who pronounces potato as potahto nor have I met anyone who has met someone who pronounces potato as potahto. I am unconvinced anyone actually calls potatoes potahtoes. I'm pretty sure it's a flat out myth really.

No that is how I say it.

u mad?

GuD · 07-01-2014, 10:23 PM

You are full of lies, Rezz. So many lies.

bob. · 07-01-2014, 10:23 PM

Is she vomiting silly putty?

**Janszoon** · 07-01-2014, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bob.

Is she vomiting silly putty?

Yes. She ate a ton of silly putty before she got on the ride.

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07-01-2014, 10:29 AM	#202 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	My cousin is hysterical. He was late this morning so I told him he needs a better alarm. He suggested a baboon alarm. Then he sent me this... "Are you super lazy? Do you have problems waking up after too much partying? Do you just simply want a better alarm? Hi, Dick Nutsack here with the Baboon Alarm. It's a pet and alarm all in one. The baboon has been specially trained to wake your ass up guaranteed. The secret is the shock collar that you set to the time you want to wake up. Once that thing goes off your baboon is sure to go ape sht. What kind of asshle could sleep through that? It's guaranteed to get your ass out of bed. But that's not all! It will also make you breakfast, wear funny hats, throw poop at your enemies, and you can even have sex with it. The Baboon Alarm is not sold in stores. If you order through this special TV offer you will receive one poop guard for your mouth as a free gift. Don't be fooled by imitation "monkey alarms" These are poor quality and don't have funny colored butts. Order now for the low low price of one single large blood diamond and the Baboon Alarm ill be on its way. What do you have to lose?" __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

07-01-2014, 10:23 PM	#209 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	Is she vomiting silly putty? __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

07-01-2014, 12:40 AM	#201 (permalink)
Kid Flip Groupie Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The Dalles, Oregon Posts: 5	"Yoo whats up?"

07-01-2014, 10:10 PM	#206 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I have never met anyone who pronounces potato as potahto nor have I met anyone who has met someone who pronounces potato as potahto. I am unconvinced anyone actually calls potatoes potahtoes. I'm pretty sure it's a flat out myth really.

07-01-2014, 10:23 PM	#208 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You are full of lies, Rezz. So many lies.