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Old 05-12-2014, 12:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 12:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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'you are very hung and charming. you have rocked my world with your sexual prowess and intensity. your charisma sweeps me off my feet and you are very extremely hilarious and also very hung. please dont tell the other members of the forum because i dont want anyone to know about how very attractive and erotic and girthy i find you'
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Old 05-12-2014, 02:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 02:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 03:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:41 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 05:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:41 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Not gonna bother to type it all out, but I just received the lyrics to "Rock Lobster"

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Old 05-12-2014, 06:48 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Looking through my text messages... I realize my shroom tripping texts may be more absurd than my drunk texts. Saturday was an interesting evening. I have no idea who Sam is but s/he was pretty involved. Wish I heard back with some of these...
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