"Yay" - my sister.

'you are very hung and charming. you have rocked my world with your sexual prowess and intensity. your charisma sweeps me off my feet and you are very extremely hilarious and also very hung. please dont tell the other members of the forum because i dont want anyone to know about how very attractive and erotic and girthy i find you'

"Roger rabbit"

"Sooo shopvac and a coat hanger. Problem solved"

This is a very good thread idea

"holy f ucking mad men, don has a threesome and ginsburg goes crazy!"

:) - My boyfriend after I sent him a sexy picture of myself

Not gonna bother to type it all out, but I just received the lyrics to "Rock Lobster"

I f ucking love my weird ass friends.

"I need you to stop drinking at work."

Who the **** narcd

Looking through my text messages... I realize my shroom tripping texts may be more absurd than my drunk texts. Saturday was an interesting evening. I have no idea who Sam is but s/he was pretty involved. Wish I heard back with some of these...