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FRED HALE SR. 06-19-2014 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1461633)
^nerd :)
I wasn't even home last night. :eek:

The Batlord 06-19-2014 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1461626)
"My vagina hurts."

Success
Dude, you and your mom need to set some boundaries.

GuD 06-19-2014 12:32 PM
This coming from the guy who gaps to his sister(s)?






Jokes.

FRED HALE SR. 06-19-2014 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1461639)
Dude, you and my mom need to set some boundaries.
Me and your mom already did.

The Batlord 06-19-2014 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1461644)
Me and your mom already did.
Hope you remember her safe word. It's "Oh my god take off the nipple clamps!"


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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1461643)
This coming from the guy who gaps to his sister(s)?






Jokes.
I don't have any sisters. Faced.

Frownland 06-19-2014 12:41 PM
'They should reserve overhangs and shady areas for white people. The blacks aren't going to get a sunburn right?'

Thanks for sharing, Dad.

bob. 06-19-2014 12:47 PM
wow

GuD 06-19-2014 12:48 PM
Man. And I thought my family had some racist vibes.

The Batlord 06-19-2014 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1461651)
'They should reserve overhangs and shady areas for white people. The blacks aren't going to get a sunburn right?'

Thanks for sharing, Dad.
Is he a racist or just a politically incorrect goofball?

GuD 06-19-2014 01:27 PM
"Hey bro I can't find the bottom of the blender"

Seriously, every one of my bosses texts starts with "Hey bro". And Jesus dude, did you maybe check the place I ALWAYS PUT IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS PUT THINGS IN THE SAME PLACE AND YOU SHOULD TOO.


Sigh. tfw you're better at your job than your boss is at his but are stuck working it.


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