Not only that I paid for ****ing brunch. Bitch gives birth to you and they think you owe them something.

I know, what have mothers ever done for us?

"raceplay gets my dick hard ;)"

oh bye

"Did you drop off the face of the planet?"

Wow, you're off the Internet and not texting or calling people for the better part of a week and people think you're dead or something.

"How could you tell? Taste? Smell?"










Out of context it sounds weird but some sauce had just gone bad after a day. Pretty strange really.

"That's good to hear. I was like I hope he didn't get in a crash...my instruments are in his car."

" omg! You need to see this ****in tradgedy infront of me @ the drivethru"

pics?

^what he said

"Woohoo! I was Planning on making some pasta for dinner. Does that sound good to you?"

i'm going to their house to watch their reaction to the Red Wedding....which they know nothing about

"I'm at your door."