Riiiiiight ;)

:)

"I found a fully packed bong in one of the boats today. I asked my boss if it was his and he said no I could have it."

I want my friend's job.

"You own me"

#dominatrixlife

"Nine more days! Also, yes or no to Afghan Whigs?"

seeing them?

Hopefully, they're coming to Orlando in September. The parents of the little Wolverine I sit for own the venue so I'm hoping to score tix.

i would not miss that opportunity were i you :)

when they came through San Francisco they only reason i didn't go was because they played the same night as Kraftwerk....i'm really hoping they swing back through since they released the new album

last text was

*shakes head*

"suck a bag of dicks"

such wonderful friends i have

Thanks for brunch! I made macaroni salad come by and get some. I need you to check my oil and put some stuff in your storage for me.

That the most hilariously shameless attempt at exploitation I've ever seen. :laughing: