post the last text message you received

Paul Smeenus · 05-26-2014, 10:55 PM

"he's banned"

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-31-2014, 08:18 PM

Help me small child I'm salting wat do

Yeeeeaaah, no clue either.

**Goofle** · 05-31-2014, 08:20 PM

ah cool, whats he doing in bolton?

WWWP · 05-31-2014, 08:55 PM

"I love you so much, jelly bean."

Barfbarfbarf

**Janszoon** · 06-01-2014, 06:57 PM

"Your bill is ready to view. Please visit..."

djchameleon · 06-01-2014, 07:09 PM

"I'll be done with all my pre-requisites by the end of winter quarter : ))"

~~hate paper doll~~ · 06-01-2014, 07:29 PM

"hahahahaha. Your voice is much lovelier than that face tho"

bob. · 06-01-2014, 08:43 PM

"you know it"

so let me explain this a little

Ms Donner and i were wandering around SF and one of the first things she told me is that she was thinking of getting a tattoo while we were hanging out

after a wonderful lunch and Lambic we started heading towards the Haight (VERY up hill walk) and stopped for a beer about half way....this is where i started talking about my recent obsession "the Bobbit Worm"....ever seen the movie Tremors?....that's the fucking Bobbit worm....it can grow up to 60 feet and it looks insane....literally like something out of the late great H R Giger's paintings....it's nickname comes from a certain woman who got fed up and cut a certain man's dick off....

so while enjoying our beer i asked if she was still pondering a tattoo....she said yes but wasn't sure what....i suggested she get a Bobbit worm tattooed on her

she laughed and said that would be awesome....which i agree with

flash forward to two hours ago

i text her because we had made plans to see Swans on the 8th of September...and say that we should meet up around noon (shows at 8pm) and go get tattoos together....and that i've got mine planned....she agrees that would be super groovy....and says i have so many ideas

i reply with ".....bobbit worm?"

and my last received text was her response

so what do you all think?

Spoiler for Bobbit Worm:

WWWP · 06-01-2014, 09:17 PM

I would be the only person in the universe with one.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 06-01-2014, 09:18 PM

It's got to be positioned in a way that makes it look like it erupted out of your stomach or something though.

06-01-2014, 06:57 PM	#125 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	"Your bill is ready to view. Please visit..." __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

06-01-2014, 08:43 PM	#128 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	"you know it" so let me explain this a little Ms Donner and i were wandering around SF and one of the first things she told me is that she was thinking of getting a tattoo while we were hanging out after a wonderful lunch and Lambic we started heading towards the Haight (VERY up hill walk) and stopped for a beer about half way....this is where i started talking about my recent obsession "the Bobbit Worm"....ever seen the movie Tremors?....that's the fucking Bobbit worm....it can grow up to 60 feet and it looks insane....literally like something out of the late great H R Giger's paintings....it's nickname comes from a certain woman who got fed up and cut a certain man's dick off.... so while enjoying our beer i asked if she was still pondering a tattoo....she said yes but wasn't sure what....i suggested she get a Bobbit worm tattooed on her she laughed and said that would be awesome....which i agree with flash forward to two hours ago i text her because we had made plans to see Swans on the 8th of September...and say that we should meet up around noon (shows at 8pm) and go get tattoos together....and that i've got mine planned....she agrees that would be super groovy....and says i have so many ideas i reply with ".....bobbit worm?" and my last received text was her response so what do you all think? Spoiler for Bobbit Worm: __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

05-31-2014, 08:18 PM	#122 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	Help me small child I'm salting wat do Yeeeeaaah, no clue either.

06-01-2014, 07:29 PM	#127 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	"hahahahaha. Your voice is much lovelier than that face tho"

06-01-2014, 09:18 PM	#130 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	It's got to be positioned in a way that makes it look like it erupted out of your stomach or something though.