"he's banned"

Help me small child I'm salting wat do

Yeeeeaaah, no clue either.

ah cool, whats he doing in bolton?

"I love you so much, jelly bean."

Barfbarfbarf :):):)

"Your bill is ready to view. Please visit..."

"I'll be done with all my pre-requisites by the end of winter quarter : ))"

"hahahahaha. Your voice is much lovelier than that face tho"

"you know it"

so let me explain this a little

Ms Donner and i were wandering around SF and one of the first things she told me is that she was thinking of getting a tattoo while we were hanging out

after a wonderful lunch and Lambic we started heading towards the Haight (VERY up hill walk) and stopped for a beer about half way....this is where i started talking about my recent obsession "the Bobbit Worm"....ever seen the movie Tremors?....that's the fucking Bobbit worm....it can grow up to 60 feet and it looks insane....literally like something out of the late great H R Giger's paintings....it's nickname comes from a certain woman who got fed up and cut a certain man's dick off....

so while enjoying our beer i asked if she was still pondering a tattoo....she said yes but wasn't sure what....i suggested she get a Bobbit worm tattooed on her :)

she laughed and said that would be awesome....which i agree with

flash forward to two hours ago

i text her because we had made plans to see Swans on the 8th of September...and say that we should meet up around noon (shows at 8pm) and go get tattoos together....and that i've got mine planned....she agrees that would be super groovy....and says i have so many ideas

i reply with ".....bobbit worm?"

and my last received text was her response

so what do you all think?

I would be the only person in the universe with one.

It's got to be positioned in a way that makes it look like it erupted out of your stomach or something though. :D