That's why he's so edgy.

I think he's too young to be edging.

"What are some good jam bands?"

My poor friend is obviously very lost and confused.

"Hehe!"

"Nice!!!!"

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"Why did you call me? Are you still not over me?"

Bitch get over yourself. You still have my favorite Stephanie King novel and I want it back.

So thats how you guys spend your time there?
Yea pretty much its Polotical Dissident City.

"Women should stay home, where they can indulge their tendency to be bossy."

"For the sake of expedience, he fucked them all to death. The end."

"Theatres gonna be sold out when the next marvel movie with iron black girl man is out"

This is true.

"Hi Liam can you start at 2am on Saturday?"

**** off. I need the hours but **** off.

What the hell do you do at 2 am?

Sleep to stave of zombification I imagine.

Ftfy. You offended Hades.

Me: Do you have a tape deck?
Dude potentially getting a free Noosefiller tape: Uh what's that

Plot twist: Dude is 38.

"Quick musical doodles is a chill song"

My daughter, keeping me in the know.

"Oh shit so that's what they've been calling me."

My friend in Asia upon learning what weebs are.

"Ok"

"Yep"

"I just imagined if female gingers can be..."