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Old 05-21-2014, 08:23 PM   #101 (permalink)
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poison drawer, nice. My boyfriend calls Bed Bath & Beyond pillows and shit, it cracks me up every time.


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"I wish u didn't look so much like chris hemsworth and weren't so funny and charismatic as well as very terrific at dirty talk because u make it very difficult for me to not leave my hubby tom brady for u"
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:52 AM   #104 (permalink)
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"I wish u didn't look so much like chris hemsworth and weren't so funny and charismatic as well as very terrific at dirty talk because u make it very difficult for me to not leave my hubby tom brady for u"
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