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View Poll Results: Should I kill myself?
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:22 PM   #61 (permalink)
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"Should I Kill Myself?"
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Do you think Mitt Romney displays any signs of human intelligence?

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Are you routinely disrespectful or condescending toward service workers (e.g.; retail, hospitality, restaurant, etc.)?

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Do you make a habit of practicing acceptable driving etiquette?

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Do you care about your personal hygiene?

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Have you ever used the terms "meninist", "men's rights activism" or "feminazi" in serious context?

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Do you chew with your mouth open?

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Do you truly believe that Nickelback is a rock group deserving of praise and respect?

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If you've made it this far, congratulations.

If not ... well, you know what to do.
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Old 12-27-2014, 08:51 PM   #62 (permalink)
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:30 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:33 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.
I've been ready to fuck Jim Morrison my entire life, so I'm ok with that thought.
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:34 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.
All valid points.
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:46 PM   #66 (permalink)
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I've been ready to fuck Jim Morrison my entire life, so I'm ok with that thought.
Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!
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All valid points.
I hope you aren't agreeing with me. I'm messed up. I don't know what that'd make you. :p
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:48 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!
Skinny guys with beautiful hair are always worth the roundtrip to Bangkok and back.
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:59 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Skinny guy gets all the action? Someone who doesn't go for just the hunks of muscle!


I hope you aren't agreeing with me. I'm messed up. I don't know what that'd make you. :p
Well I love sick humor, so I guess I'm a bit fucked up too.
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Old 12-27-2014, 11:07 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Well I love sick humor, so I guess I'm a bit fucked up too.
All the cool people like stuff that offends others, don't worry.

And you have to bold a letter in a cussword to get it to pass through a filter or something?
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Old 12-27-2014, 11:11 PM   #70 (permalink)
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All the cool people like stuff that offends others, don't worry.

And you have to bold a letter in a cussword to get it to pass through a filter or something?
It's the only way I know how, I'm sure there are others though.
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