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Old 05-20-2014, 10:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ah yes... the laws of multiplication. Good point.

Kill yourself, dude. And if you have kids, kill them too. Its the only way to restore balance.
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, this revolutionary concept of freespeach, work labour, "The Lounge" will now makes it's voice heard. Should I?
Nah. Life's a ride. Who knows what tomorrow brings.
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nah. Life's a ride. Who knows what tomorrow brings.
just thinkin bout u the other day in a non gay way lol. wonderin what happened to ya and figured youd never come back to mb
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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just thinkin bout u the other day in a non gay way lol. wonderin what happened to ya and figured youd never come back to mb
I needed a break as I was comin' here every day and felt it was getting in the way of real life.
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Old 12-27-2014, 06:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't. Think about who you have met and who you have made happy.
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Old 12-27-2014, 06:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Don't. Think about who you have met and who you have made happy.
Ssssh dont bump this thread he might come back.
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Old 12-27-2014, 07:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ssssh dont bump this thread he might come back.
there's still a chance that he's done the unthinkable and allowed himself to live.
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Old 12-27-2014, 07:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Presenting ...

"Should I Kill Myself?"
A Comprehensive Guide

Do you think Mitt Romney displays any signs of human intelligence?

If you answered yes ...

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If you answered no ...

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Are you routinely disrespectful or condescending toward service workers (e.g.; retail, hospitality, restaurant, etc.)?

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Do you make a habit of practicing acceptable driving etiquette?

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Do you care about your personal hygiene?

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Have you ever used the terms "meninist", "men's rights activism" or "feminazi" in serious context?

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Do you chew with your mouth open?

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Do you truly believe that Nickelback is a rock group deserving of praise and respect?

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If you've made it this far, congratulations.

If not ... well, you know what to do.
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Old 12-27-2014, 07:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2014, 09:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Death isn't any fun, due to the fact that you can't moon people when you're stuck in the ground. And besides, what if you go to heaven where all the boring people reside? All the cool people are in hell.
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