Rights of the Cornish
 

Last week, it was announced that the ***got Cornish would be given national minority status in Europe. It's because of their bloody "ancestry", they somehow think that this families go back to the celts, and even if they did, who cares? Ancestry is pure bull****, and the Cornish are as bad, and if not worse than the yanks when it comes to this.

The Cornish seem to think that they are different to the English, just take a look at Wikipedia.. It's all a bunch of Cornish trolls, tricking the yanks into thinking that Cornwall is a country. They even hit two birds with one stone in the "Cornish American" article.. All of this because of he ***got, retard, bull**** Cornish.

The Cornish also believe that the Tamar is the border between England and Cornwall.. They're also teaching their extinct language in schools.. Why? "Becuss therrr properrrr cornishhhh". I may have some retarded Celtic ancestry, am I Cornish? What a load of rubbish.

Let this thread be a petition to slice cornwall off of the British isles and let the yanks have them, and not let these retard ***got Cornish troll us into believing something that doesn't even exist.

Will you join me?

No because not all Americans are 'yanks'

Oh come on.. Don't tell me that you're with these ***got Cornish?

Fair play to them, I enjoy their pasties and surfing :cool:

love the game hens

Love the ***gots.

I refuse to believe somebody could actually genuinely hit this many ignorance red flags in such a single short post. I call troll.

This guy is the lamest troll we've ever had.

I'm actually serious, ancestry is pure bull****, and the Cornish are complete retars for thinking that they're different because of some ***gots that existed hundreds of years ago.

Yanks like to do this also, they like to call themselves "Irish American" and "German American".

Take Henry "king retard" Hill. He calls himself "half Irish and half Sicilian" because both of his parents were American with "ancestry".

**** the Cornish, and the yanks.

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Hagrid we get that you're still upset about Dumbledore dying and so you're acting out to call attention to your grief but **** dude it's been like 16 years since he died. Suck it up.

wow please put this in a spoiler next time

I had to look up Cornish :/

When you go to a bar there; a guy will approach you and introduce his mother and his girlfriend and there will be just one person standing there.

Zing!

To encapsulate. There is a small minority of people living in Cornwall and the extreme South West who speak Breton which is an archaic language that was around even before the Romans and is considered the true language of this country (along with Welsh and Celtic dialects) but to be fair it doesn't really matter because the English language has been usurped by a weird FB language consisting of 'innit bruv', 'yeah safe as' and 'she was minging what'.

I spent nearly 20 minutes deciphering a family members 10 word sentence on FB last week into the queens English and still didn't understand it. Ya get me?

U wot m8?

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ok man i know youre trollin and everythin but i actually do have a problem with you callin ppl ***gots cause i actually have an uncle who identifies as a bundle of sticks and a cousin who smokes a lot of cigs so stfu