Things that are oddly satisfying

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-01-2014, 01:27 AM

Finally getting to use the bathroom after needing to pee for hours. Holy s**t, that feel.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-01-2014, 02:38 AM

A proper relaxing shit. One of those ones where you feel about two stone lighter.

As said, sneezing. Rolled up tissue induced sneezing to be specific.

Squeezing a nail infection so the pus explodes everywhere (only ever had one), similar is if you had a TB jab in school and it got infected, picking the scab when it's a lump and bulging full of pus and it all just oozes out like when you poke a yolk on a lightly fried egg with a fork

Squishing your eyes when shut so you see different colours.

Chest infections and coughing up proper thick loads of brightly coloured phlegm.

Giving yourself cramp in your foot.

Also I've not had this before but self removal of a botfly looks like it'd be fun. The relief once it comes out >>>

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-01-2014, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Eating sunflower seeds..

yea i can buy them without the shells but where is the fun in that?

Mulder?

Black Francis · 05-01-2014, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Mulder?

coincidentally we both have an oral fixation and ive been told i kinda look like him a little.

GuD · 05-01-2014, 11:56 AM

Someone post a picture of JD's dog.

Trollheart · 05-01-2014, 04:30 PM

That first stretch when you wake in the morning.

Climbing into a cold bed and making it warm with your body heat; pulling the covers over your head and going all foetal position.

Getting to sink down into a comfortable armchair after being on your feet all day

Getting in from the freezing cold into the warmth

Carrying heavy bags that cut into your fingers and when you get to release them ... ohhhh!

Seeing a woman smile at you for no apparent reason

Holding the bus for someone

Towelling dry after your shower

Opening a window in a stuffy room on a hot day (note: does not often apply if you live in Ireland, so...)

Listening to the rain

GuD · 05-01-2014, 05:28 PM

Skateboarding down brand new smooth asphalt.

Holy god it sends a tingle up my dick just thinking about it.

Black Francis · 05-01-2014, 07:03 PM

The smell of gasoline.

The smell of women's clothing, not perfume, im talking about the natural scent they leave on their every day clothes.

That moment you go to your dealer and the transaction goes better than you imagined.

Mondo Bungle · 05-01-2014, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

The smell of gasoline.

The smell of women's clothing, not perfume, im talking about the natural scent they leave on their every day clothes.

That moment you go to your dealer and the transaction goes better than you imagined.

Yeah, like when you've only got 20 on it and he gives you 6 grams

Engine · 05-02-2014, 12:14 AM

Pondering how non-alcoholic drugs are boring and that alcohol use is a social norm.

05-01-2014, 11:56 AM	#15 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Someone post a picture of JD's dog. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-01-2014, 04:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	That first stretch when you wake in the morning. Climbing into a cold bed and making it warm with your body heat; pulling the covers over your head and going all foetal position. Getting to sink down into a comfortable armchair after being on your feet all day Getting in from the freezing cold into the warmth Carrying heavy bags that cut into your fingers and when you get to release them ... ohhhh! Seeing a woman smile at you for no apparent reason Holding the bus for someone Towelling dry after your shower Opening a window in a stuffy room on a hot day (note: does not often apply if you live in Ireland, so...) Listening to the rain __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-01-2014, 05:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Skateboarding down brand new smooth asphalt. Holy god it sends a tingle up my dick just thinking about it. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

05-01-2014, 07:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	The smell of gasoline. The smell of women's clothing, not perfume, im talking about the natural scent they leave on their every day clothes. That moment you go to your dealer and the transaction goes better than you imagined. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-02-2014, 12:14 AM	#20 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Pondering how non-alcoholic drugs are boring and that alcohol use is a social norm. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

05-01-2014, 01:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	Finally getting to use the bathroom after needing to pee for hours. Holy s**t, that feel.

05-01-2014, 02:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	A proper relaxing shit. One of those ones where you feel about two stone lighter. As said, sneezing. Rolled up tissue induced sneezing to be specific. Squeezing a nail infection so the pus explodes everywhere (only ever had one), similar is if you had a TB jab in school and it got infected, picking the scab when it's a lump and bulging full of pus and it all just oozes out like when you poke a yolk on a lightly fried egg with a fork Squishing your eyes when shut so you see different colours. Chest infections and coughing up proper thick loads of brightly coloured phlegm. Giving yourself cramp in your foot. Also I've not had this before but self removal of a botfly looks like it'd be fun. The relief once it comes out >>>