So, what are you eating right now?

SGR · 07-29-2022, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Man I don't even know. Cheeto dust is its own food group and the crunch is excellent, Chex mix aren't chips of any kind but the variety of taste and texture that is also uniform is immensely satisfying but also interesting cause each handful is different, but for one chip to rule them all it has to be any kind of kettle cooked chip. You can feel the crunch in your toes. The flavor is honestly secondary to your mouth becoming one with the chip. Even plain ass salt and pepper is on another plain of existence from other chips. Lays is an abomination by comparison.

You are completely correct when it comes to Kettle Cooked chips. My all time favorite Kettle Cooked chip is this beauty:

This is basically the perfect chip. It's Kettle Cooked, so it's got the crunch, it has ridges, so it has texture - and salt and pepper taste is absolutely effin perfect. It's incredible. There's only one chip, a humble chip honestly, that somehow exceeds this chip solely based on the flavor and the addictiveness, and it's the following:

If God ever designed a chip for us, it would be this one. If you haven't had it before, do yourself a favor and try it immediately.

I wouldn't include Chex mix or cheetos in the realm of chips, though they have their own benefits as you mentioned. My runner up chip? Humpty Dumpty All Dressed - just a delightful flavor filled and crunchy chip - an all around balanced great:

Here's a dark horse honorable mention - a beauty of a chip that's as addictive as it is tasty. A sensation for the senses: