I've literally never had turkey bacon but that's just the American in me bacon bacon bacon.

Also the key to burning down your house.

hard pass on oreos

They're basically flavored dirt.

deciding to go h.a.m on my diet, trying to have the self discipline to just eats carrots and apples and then ive finally got the guts to drink this alkalizing veggie and extremely nutrition supplement. it cost 35.99 so i cant just let it sit here wasted.

apples and carrots are already an alkalized food but still, this supplement has so much, even that ginkgo biloba stuff which might help with this college stuff. its a fact that cancer cant survive in an alkalized human body, so working on them PH levels earlier as a human can prevent illnesses..

rant over from Dr.Mindful :cool:

I promised to cook Fettuccine Alfredo tonight, but I don't feel like cooking so I'm ordering a pick-up order from Buca di Beppo's.

Better yet, just eat a bunch of limestone or drink a bunch of ammonia and your alkaline levels will be through the roof!

I heard that putting jade eggs up your butt is a great and 100% scientifically proven way of alkalizing the body.