Ftfy you fruity milk drinkin mother****er

I bought chocolate milk because it seemed like a good mix with the Captain. I’ll try it tomorrow. I hope I don’t get diabetes.

I’ve never had either.

I bet you ate Corn Flakes as a child and you were grateful.

I ate bacon or sausage and scrambled eggs with OJ every school day. My mom never gave up.

I got word yesterday that my dad is dying btw.

ok

I just ate Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch but this time I let it soak in chocolate milk. Again I’m not stoned so it’s really not fair to judge but I’m going to say 5/10. I guess it’s everything you should expect: crunchy peanut butter tasting cereal balls that mix very well with chocolate milk. Maybe I’m too old to learn these new tricks.

Cereal's meh and doesn't even fill you up for that long. How's your scrambled egg game

I’ve made eggs almost everyday of my adult life.

I’ve gone through so many phases. My scrambled egg game used to be boss but tbh I’m pretty lazy about it now. Typically these days I’m kind of half assed going for fried eggs and if the yolk breaks I pretend I wanted it or them scrambled all along. Either way they’re cooked with Italian seasoning, cheese, and hot sauce. Also, my stovetop electric coil burners only work at full blast so I have to let it get rocket fuel hot then turn it off quickly and do the cooking kind of moving the pan on and off or whatever so it doesn’t burn and that’s not especially inspiring. It’s more like eat to live than live to eat.

Cooking for myself at the restaurant isn’t as much fun now that I let my crazy out of the bag. I feel uncomfortable and disliked.

I have had my tea.

Fish fingers, chips and beans. And scampi.

With this hot sauce.

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I really enjoyed it.