So, what are you eating right now?

SGR · 07-29-2022, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Probably but switching between the two in a gluttonous haze is true nirvana.

You mean when you're high and/or really drunk? Yeah, I won't disagree.

The Batlord · 07-29-2022, 07:02 PM

I try not to stuff my face when I'm drinking. Waste of booze.

SGR · 07-29-2022, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I try not to stuff my face when I'm drinking. Waste of booze.

I'm with you 100% - but there always comes a point in the night when I know I've had enough (if I don't fall asleep first) - and at that point, I usually get hungry.

The Batlord · 07-29-2022, 08:34 PM

Yeah but if I have chips sitting around I'm going to plot on them much sooner rather than later so I annihilate them before I crack open a beer. I tend not to buy chips unless I fully intend to immediately be a glutton. Poor impulse control.

SGR · 07-29-2022, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Yeah but if I have chips sitting around I'm going to plot on them much sooner rather than later so I annihilate them before I crack open a beer. I tend not to buy chips unless I fully intend to immediately be a glutton. Poor impulse control.

Chips are the worst, greatest, most undeniable pleasure, besides beautiful ladies. But like beautiful ladies, you can't eat them immediately if you want the act of eating to have the most efficacious impact. You have to conduct a little romance, a little foreplay for the appetite, and then...right after the smell of the candles hits strongest, the wine bottle has been polished off, and your favorite Tony Bennett song ends...that's when you make your move and just rip it open...uhh, the bag of chips that is.

And those beautiful, sparkly specks of cheese dust hit your taste buds like a roaring 40 ton mack truck.

The Batlord · 07-29-2022, 09:47 PM

Tell me, do you turn every chip over to see which side has the most flavoring so that side can be the one against your tongue? Until of course you are too debased to bother with single chips.

SGR · 07-29-2022, 09:51 PM

No, I don't. I've honestly never thought to do that. Once I start eating them, I become a raving madman who can't be bothered to inspect them individually before I shove them down my Dorito chute. But the method you describe sounds like a sound one for maximum pleasure.

The Batlord · 07-29-2022, 10:04 PM

It is sensual and beautiful.

SGR · 07-29-2022, 10:24 PM

What's your favorite chip, besides Doritos? Or top 3 if it's too difficult?

The Batlord · 07-29-2022, 10:37 PM

Man I don't even know. Cheeto dust is its own food group and the crunch is excellent, Chex mix aren't chips of any kind but the variety of taste and texture that is also uniform is immensely satisfying but also interesting cause each handful is different, but for one chip to rule them all it has to be any kind of kettle cooked chip. You can feel the crunch in your toes. The flavor is honestly secondary to your mouth becoming one with the chip. Even plain ass salt and pepper is on another plain of existence from other chips. Lays is an abomination by comparison.

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SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	What's your favorite chip, besides Doritos? Or top 3 if it's too difficult? Last edited by SGR; 07-30-2022 at 09:39 AM.

07-29-2022, 09:51 PM	#2687 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	No, I don't. I've honestly never thought to do that. Once I start eating them, I become a raving madman who can't be bothered to inspect them individually before I shove them down my Dorito chute. But the method you describe sounds like a sound one for maximum pleasure.