Nah. Just toss em.

Or just wash them

Muddy Waters distant cousin

Muddy Baller :basketbal

I was just thinking Muddy Testicles, but thats much more flamboyant

This sounds more like yuppie white chick self-harm than nutrition.

I like fruit, but I can't eat all that much without feeling some sort of weird fruit-overload where I feel a craving for some "real" food. Like it doesn't feel that substantial as a food.

I prepare my cucumbers with KY Jelly.

Too bad it tastes like fermented old man balls.

Just chomp that **** down, rawdog