Or you don't act like a bitch and you eat the molten lava anyway because you have trained for this

Eating Hot Pockets str8 out the microwave is a young man's game.

I wish I had a stash of hot pockets in my freezer.

Marie - you say that now but those things are designed by science to hit every pleasure center in the brain.

Wolf

I keep thinking you’re elph with that avi

It’s kinda rude tbh

GIRL BE MAKIN' ME SPLIT PEA SOUP TONIGHT MAWFUKKAS.

I'm doin the goddamn pea soup dance.

Yeah **** Jim Gaffigan.

I haven't had pea soup in years but it was a staple of my childhood. Definitely the king of soups and the only good thing peas ever did.

Had to google. Don’t recognize.

Dana make it guud. I'm so f*cking excited.