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04-28-2020, 07:15 PM | #1972 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Bitch, being a drunk is a fat boy's exercise after your early 20s. And nobody believes you only drink a couple times a week anymore than that customer believed you weren't drugging yourself to death.
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04-28-2020, 07:16 PM | #1973 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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That's just a recipe for becoming a broke drunk.
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04-28-2020, 07:29 PM | #1974 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Bro there's nothing to this other than killing yourself slowly and hoping your emotions never catch up to you.
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04-28-2020, 08:41 PM | #1975 (permalink) |
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I love you elph but that’s the dumbest **** I’ve ever read on here. And I read this **** everyday.
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04-28-2020, 09:27 PM | #1976 (permalink) | ||
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^ Lol. I'm going to refer to this next time elph whines at me that I have the "worst take" on any given day.
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04-28-2020, 11:02 PM | #1977 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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My friend once told me tales of how he cracked the code as well the day before he got arrested for being too drunk to walk while trying to buy gas (not being able to walk was the same reason why he drove to the gas station, coincidentally).
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04-29-2020, 04:37 AM | #1979 (permalink) |
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You can’t outsmart addiction. Spare yourself your real rockbottom. It could be death. And that’s not romantic or cool. Alcoholism will beat your ass to a goddamn pulp.
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04-29-2020, 10:47 AM | #1980 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Greasy rats aren't coarse, they're slick,
and you could've used 'slick' to rhyme with 'dick,' and also 'trick,' you ignominious hick. Did you get the Rona? 'Cause you're making me sick.
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