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Old 04-28-2020, 07:06 PM   #1971 (permalink)
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It's the alcohol though bruh. Tequila is full of sugar.
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Old 04-28-2020, 07:15 PM   #1972 (permalink)
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Bitch, being a drunk is a fat boy's exercise after your early 20s. And nobody believes you only drink a couple times a week anymore than that customer believed you weren't drugging yourself to death.
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Old 04-28-2020, 07:16 PM   #1973 (permalink)
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I get pricey bottles now and drink a couple times a week

some incentive to not finish the bottle in one sitting if it's $50
That's just a recipe for becoming a broke drunk.
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Old 04-28-2020, 07:29 PM   #1974 (permalink)
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I like idea of being a gas station junkie, but the guy they were talking about got fired
Bro there's nothing to this other than killing yourself slowly and hoping your emotions never catch up to you.
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Old 04-28-2020, 08:41 PM   #1975 (permalink)
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I love you elph but that’s the dumbest **** I’ve ever read on here. And I read this **** everyday.
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Old 04-28-2020, 09:27 PM   #1976 (permalink)
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^ Lol. I'm going to refer to this next time elph whines at me that I have the "worst take" on any given day.
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Old 04-28-2020, 11:02 PM   #1977 (permalink)
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My friend once told me tales of how he cracked the code as well the day before he got arrested for being too drunk to walk while trying to buy gas (not being able to walk was the same reason why he drove to the gas station, coincidentally).
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Old 04-28-2020, 11:23 PM   #1978 (permalink)
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Oh yeah I know some code crackers. Funny how they've all done time.
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Old 04-29-2020, 04:37 AM   #1979 (permalink)
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say whatever, I've cut back by a lot

correlation does not equal causation

but pretty much I cracked the code
You can’t outsmart addiction. Spare yourself your real rockbottom. It could be death. And that’s not romantic or cool. Alcoholism will beat your ass to a goddamn pulp.
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Old 04-29-2020, 10:47 AM   #1980 (permalink)
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Coarse on the tongue like a greasy rat
Greasy rats aren't coarse, they're slick,
and you could've used 'slick' to rhyme with 'dick,'
and also 'trick,' you ignominious hick.
Did you get the Rona? 'Cause you're making me sick.
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