Dont act like you wouldnt eat my oat muffin

Describing your muffin as an oat muffin does no favors for your muffin.

My muffin top is all that
Whole grain low fat
I know you want a piece of that
But I just want to dance

I'll bet you taste like scat
Coarse on the tongue like a greasy rat
OMG a lice shower where you at
What's that smell from the crotch of yo pants?

*flashbacks to when you only posted in rhyme*

I seem to remember something bad happened to a family member of yours that day and I made the command decision to continue posting in rhyme while consoling you.

find it

**** you that was years ago, bitch.