This a fart joke?

Nyet. I don't truck with vegetarian lasagna.

It should have been a fart joke.

I'm fine with eggplants, so long as they keep it in their own neighborhoods.

Beets taste like sweet dirt with the texture of coagulated blood.

Brussels are cabbage so it's all about preparation. Steamed brussels sprouts can get ****ed.

Cabbage is boring. Anything billed as Irish food tastes like famine rations to me.

Cabbage and its variants have a lot of places outside of being overboiled though.

Sauerkraut and chow chow are great, you are wrong.

I can't bring myself to eat sauerkraut due to its foul stench.

I don't think I've had that either.