Having pistachios, pineapples, nut bars, apples, carrots, berries blended with water

They're really taking a beeting.

I'm not crazy about kale and beets just suck, the rest rules.
I'm also all about eggplants and zucchini.

Omg eggplant and zucchini yesss

My mom makes me eggplant parmesan every year for my birthday :)

My dad's gf used to make lasagna with eggplants as a replacement for meat. What you get when you let a Vegetarian Jew make an Italian dish.

Idk how to cook with eggplant besides parm or grilled/roasted otherwise it would probably have made the list. I can ditch the cabbage for some zucchini though.

Carrots #1? Get out weirdo.

Hopefully a gas chamber honestly.

Brussel Sprouts are the greatest vegi of all time and I'll fight a mofo who says otherwise.

They're especially fantastic when you roast them with some rosemary, olive oil and then put a little sriracha on them afterward.

I don't think I've ever had a brussel sprout. Or a beet for that matter.