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01-20-2020, 09:17 PM | #1481 (permalink) | |
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Don't try to act like you wouldn't **** that **** up, you uppity cracker piece of ****.
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01-20-2020, 09:18 PM | #1482 (permalink) | |
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I just said that I ate it for dinner.
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01-20-2020, 09:26 PM | #1483 (permalink) | |
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Full disclosure I can't get past the word "boofing" in this post without collapsing into hysterics. I tried for five minutes and now my face hurts.
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01-20-2020, 10:45 PM | #1484 (permalink) | |
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Oh and because it didn't occur to me earlier I'd just like to point out that me eating dry oatmeal packets wasn't some desperate survival tactic I picked up while starving to death. This isn't something I've done in years and I used to do it back when me and the mom had a habit of eating lots and lots of instant oatmeal cause we liked it and I'd just be like, man, that's a lot of instant oatmeal to make a big deal out of so I'm just gonna down it and ****, and eventually mother caught on that I was just upending packets of oatmeal and got kinda pissed that I was wasting them like a ****ing weirdo when we had perfectly good plumbing to provide oatmeal water.
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01-21-2020, 11:22 AM | #1485 (permalink) |
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I ordered Papa Johns and even hungry it tasted like rhinoceros ass.
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01-21-2020, 11:37 AM | #1486 (permalink) |
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They're inconsistent as **** and when they hit the low they go deep. They always seem to overcook their pizzas too, even on a good day. Pizza Hut is too greasy/plastic and Domino's has that disgusting cornmeal crust but at least you know what you're getting.
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01-21-2020, 12:11 PM | #1488 (permalink) | |
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01-21-2020, 12:18 PM | #1490 (permalink) |
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I bet Queensrÿche will be the only music available
On the planet not the shuttle
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