Probably cause you're a snooty bitch who's only lazy enough to not wash his rice before he boils it sometimes.

Nah I just don't think that putting something in a bowl and eating it is necessarily more difficult than just boofing an oatmeal packet. And oatmeal is kinda whack.

It by definition is easier. You just open the cupboard, open the oatmeal box, grab the oatmeal package, tear off the top, and eat it. And it's not a satisfying meal but if you're going that route then you're not trying for a satisfying meal.

I meant that the difference in effort (which is essentially zero) isn't worth the payout of suck ass dry oatmeal. Kudos to you for finding pouring something in a bowl and eating it too arduous. Like I said, that's another level.

But at least a third of it is a brick of delicious dried brown sugar and maple flavoring.

So are Canadians but I don't like eating them either.

I mean but that's bull**** and doesn't mean anything. ****ing prick.

I had mac n cheese with hot dogs for dinner.

And so you just chew on the dry, dusty oatmeal?

Once the brown sugar and maple flavor is done the dry, dusty oatmeal is certainly not a draw. That's why you pace the brown sugar and maple flavor. You certainly would never try to down a packet of apple and cinnamon.