Mindful be like:

https://www.myboomernutrition.com/wp...n-Smoothie.jpg

I ate a banana and oatmeal and now my tummy hurts. :D

TBH I used to eat packets of instant oatmeal straight out the package but those were brown sugar/maple flavored so they had those blocks of brown sugar and maple flavor that were pretty bomb all by themselves.

smh charles

You ever eat ramen noodles raw tho

Everybody always pulls at the stem at the top but you're supposed to pinch the black part at the bottom. It's much easier.

It takes even less effort than a bowl of cereal.

It doesn't take effort to eat cereal

You have to pour the bowl and then pour the milk and then do spoon action. Upending a packet of brown sugar maple oatmeal into your mouth takes all of thirty seconds. You might as well be eating a candy bar.

I'm lazy as **** but that's a new level for me.

"You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
If you're too lazy to hope, you is a lazy mutha ****a."
-Thugnificent.