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Old 10-18-2019, 09:58 AM   #1201 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2019, 10:00 AM   #1202 (permalink)
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I mean when customers ask us what Impossible Whoppers are we literally don't know at all what makes them different from veggie burgers. I assume Burger King isn't enthused about us telling people about the lab grown soy root blood substitute so they treat us like mushrooms.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-18-2019, 10:05 AM   #1203 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2019, 10:08 AM   #1204 (permalink)
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I mean when customers ask us what Impossible Whoppers are we literally don't know at all what makes them different from veggie burgers. I assume Burger King isn't enthused about us telling people about the lab grown soy root blood substitute so they treat us like mushrooms.
"They're veggie burgers that are meant to actually taste and have a texture like beef."
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Old 10-18-2019, 06:50 PM   #1205 (permalink)
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Yeah like I said we don't know anything useful.
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Old 10-18-2019, 07:10 PM   #1206 (permalink)
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That's about as useful as you need to be. Do you really think that the BK clientele will be impressed by the ingredients list full of scary science words?
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Old 10-18-2019, 07:26 PM   #1207 (permalink)
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I just made that point this morning, you boob. And now I'm going to memorize a whole spiel that'll make the customers think Monsanto is trying to implant xenomorphs in their children.
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Old 10-18-2019, 07:43 PM   #1208 (permalink)
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Do you do that with your regular burgers?
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Old 10-18-2019, 07:47 PM   #1209 (permalink)
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Nobody ever asks me what parts of the cow are in our burgers.
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