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04-17-2014, 03:06 AM | #41 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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I can drink a 6'2 Irishmen under the table and still pull a manual for two and a half blocks on sunset boulevard.
Sometimes, even inebriated, I can offer some insight that more or less counters the horrifying amount of stupid things I say and do in a day. Today I landed a no-comply for the first time. Later, I tried to the same thing while wasted and I'm pretty sure I bruised my knees and elbow. fo defs, ripped the knees in muh pants. and muh sweaters. well, the elbows of muh sweaters. I lash out at times but I never, ever, EVER, harbor negative intentions towards people. I'm a lover, not a fighter. <3s abound.
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04-17-2014, 06:21 AM | #42 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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I'm honest, trustworthy, dependable. When I say I'll do something you know I will, or will give it my best shot. I'm considered gentle, kind and caring, seldom lose my temper and almost always immediately apologise if I do. I'm able to recognise when I'm wrong but will fight my corner if I believe I'm right. I'm a very good writer and I have a good if slightly warped sense of humour, which I try to use in almost every situation, sometimes slightly inappropriately in which cases it is often not appreciated.
I am a spelling and grammar Nazi (yeah, I'm proud of it!) and am generally a quiet and introspective person. I am always ready to help others. I loan money and never expect (or get) it back. I do my best to see the good in things and be as upbeat and cheerful as I can be. I love all animals and hate any type of cruelty to them. I am very very emotional and can cry at the drop of a hat (so don't drop yours!) but have learned to be strong: I have to be. I know the value of money but am not afraid to splurge either on myself or a friend when it is deserved or required. I'm reasonably intelligent, forgive easily, seldom hold grudges. I am a gentleman and believe the art of chivalry should not be allowed to die, and I don't care what people think about that: I'll always hold a door for a lady or give up my seat for her. I'm comfortable in my body: I'm not handsome, I'm skinny and I'm losing my hair and will almost certainly end up with false teeth, but I don't obsess about it and have learned to accept it. After a lifetime of not really doing anything worthwhile, I finally feel my life is serving a purpose, looking after someone I love. Other than all that, I'm a complete bastard!
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04-17-2014, 10:26 AM | #43 (permalink) | ||
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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04-17-2014, 11:59 AM | #46 (permalink) |
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04-17-2014, 01:21 PM | #47 (permalink) |
silky smooth
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I'm an American that's not obese.
That alone practically almost puts me in the minority, which is sickening.
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04-17-2014, 01:34 PM | #48 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
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^ who is you callin fat?
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04-17-2014, 01:40 PM | #49 (permalink) | |
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You're not fat, just grammatically challenged.
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04-17-2014, 01:43 PM | #50 (permalink) | ||
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I have big tits, do you really need grammar?
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