I can drink a 6'2 Irishmen under the table and still pull a manual for two and a half blocks on sunset boulevard.
Sometimes, even inebriated, I can offer some insight that more or less counters the horrifying amount of stupid things I say and do in a day.
Today I landed a no-comply for the first time. Later, I tried to the same thing while wasted and I'm pretty sure I bruised my knees and elbow. fo defs, ripped the knees in muh pants. and muh sweaters. well, the elbows of muh sweaters.
I lash out at times but I never, ever, EVER, harbor negative intentions towards people. I'm a lover, not a fighter. <3s abound.

I'm honest, trustworthy, dependable. When I say I'll do something you know I will, or will give it my best shot. I'm considered gentle, kind and caring, seldom lose my temper and almost always immediately apologise if I do. I'm able to recognise when I'm wrong but will fight my corner if I believe I'm right. I'm a very good writer and I have a good if slightly warped sense of humour, which I try to use in almost every situation, sometimes slightly inappropriately in which cases it is often not appreciated.

I am a spelling and grammar Nazi (yeah, I'm proud of it!) and am generally a quiet and introspective person. I am always ready to help others. I loan money and never expect (or get) it back. I do my best to see the good in things and be as upbeat and cheerful as I can be. I love all animals and hate any type of cruelty to them. I am very very emotional and can cry at the drop of a hat (so don't drop yours!) but have learned to be strong: I have to be. I know the value of money but am not afraid to splurge either on myself or a friend when it is deserved or required.

I'm reasonably intelligent, forgive easily, seldom hold grudges. I am a gentleman and believe the art of chivalry should not be allowed to die, and I don't care what people think about that: I'll always hold a door for a lady or give up my seat for her. I'm comfortable in my body: I'm not handsome, I'm skinny and I'm losing my hair and will almost certainly end up with false teeth, but I don't obsess about it and have learned to accept it.

After a lifetime of not really doing anything worthwhile, I finally feel my life is serving a purpose, looking after someone I love.

Other than all that, I'm a complete bastard! :laughing:

I can't think of anything I particularly like.

You liar.

:rofl:

I'm an American that's not obese.

That alone practically almost puts me in the minority, which is sickening.

^ who is you callin fat?

You're not fat, just grammatically challenged.

I have big tits, do you really need grammar?