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Old 04-13-2014, 11:49 AM   #31 (permalink)
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The automobile and the telephone.

Also the light bulb. i was gonna say electricity but we didn't invent that. lol
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Old 04-13-2014, 02:02 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I'd say drums or the piano.
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Old 04-14-2014, 02:02 PM   #33 (permalink)
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The Venus Of Willendorf, a hottie from 25,000 BC, probably carved by some distant ancestor of Batlord`s.
Probably. I do like the heftier chicks after all.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-14-2014, 08:03 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Soap people soap. All you smelly hippies. Jesus!
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Soap IS a good invention Roxy

And so are shampoos, anything that cleans something is a good invention.
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Old 04-15-2014, 04:17 PM   #36 (permalink)
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And so are shampoos, anything that cleans something is a good invention.

There is no earthly use whatsoever for this thing you identify as "shampoo"
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Old 04-15-2014, 04:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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There is no earthly use whatsoever for this thing you identify as "shampoo"
Being attractive is the most important thing there is If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper!!
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Old 04-16-2014, 11:11 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Gotta keep your pubes shiny and soft don't you?
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You all smell and you should be ashamed. Soap! Mother****ers soap!
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But I've spent months building up this natural oil layer defense system.
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