Most embarassing moment[s]
 

Uhh...

Haha last night or maybe the night before i thought i was IMing this chick.

But i was IMing snickers..

There was tons of weird parts that was pretty embarrsin.




My towel fell of awhile back with all these cute girls staring.
Jon was chasing me after our shower...and woop it went,

i think i started a thread like this.. i can't remember, though

I apologize if you did..

In school i was looking at a girl that i liked and then suddenly there's this bulgy thing in my pants. I opened my zippers and checked what it was thinking it was some sort of pen cap. Then i realized it was my penis and then everyone was laughing at me....

I seriously don't know how you thought that.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CHICK I LIKED. :usehead:


Embarassing?
Sure.
I have many.

-One time in 6th grade I pissed on a horse and three camp counselors were watching (I didn't know) and dragged me away. I ended up peeing on my leg and their leg and we went back to camp with wet legs. :p:
-One time I shot a laser at a driver in a car and then silly stringed a house with my friends at like 2 A.M. We walked a little further and I shot the laser again and when the car drove by and turned off his brights it was a cop.
-One time this girl called me *** so I said,"yeah, so what?"
-One time I was doing a scavenger hunt at this camp and it was like 9 P.M. and really dark. I got mad at my friend and punched him in the nose so he flipped out and we had to go to the infirmary... My team got mad at me because we lost and when I was showering the next morning pissed on me in my shower....and told people!! :(

























So the last day of camp I pissed on one of them while they were sleeping.
And took a picture. :)
I miss 6th, 7th, and 8th grade.

Those are all just too good...

I have ALOT. I just have to remember them. But it always seem that when there is a big crownd I fall down the stairs...

hahaha a lot of pissing!!! :D :D :D

this might come as a suprise to you, but i think that you have a bladder problem.



but thats cool.

It was my 21st birthday and very wasted, my so called mates tied me to a lamp post and dropped my jeans to my ankles... in city centre Manchester on a very busy Saturday...very cold November night... stark bollock naked...and left me there.
The Police were very understanding.
Oh, and some girls passing took photographs.

i won't laugh i won't laugh i won't laugh








MAN THAT'S F*CKED UP

you can say that again...

you forgot the capitals....... :rolleyes: do it again

i tried to steal a hanky the other day but it failed....... DAMNIT

Dang!
Darkness and right-track, your moments are classic.

All time classic moment has to go to my mate - caught by a stunned window cleaner while he pleasured himself with the old 5 knuckle shuffle in his bedroom. :yikes:
:rofl:

I was bored and scrolling through threads...

imagines your mom walking in on you furiously masterbating..

now reverse the rolls :eek:

thats happend to a friend of mine

Not too long ago.. i came into my moms room and i was sitting on her bed and she was like on the computer or something.. and i see this shiney purple thing on her dresser so i was like hey whats that! so not knowing what it was i picked it up...

and to my dismay.. it was indeed a vibrator. :banghead: SO FUkKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!! she knew what had just happened too... i just left the room lol. I wasnt really embarrassed.. just absolutley disgusted.


Sometime later... my 2 sisters come laughing to me telling me what they found vibrating under Mommy's mattress

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Omg i would be so disturbed,like id probably move out for a few days

I've found my mom's.
She doesn't know though.
Thank heavens.

I borrowed my moms.




Lying inbetween my girlfriend and my bestfriend and going to sleep with my arms around my girlfriend and waking up with my arms around my best friend *whos a guy*

It's been a while since i came to MusicBanter. Anyways my second most embarrasing moment is when i was at a restaurant and i saw this guy that look like my dad. I kicked his ball sack because i play around a lot with my dad and everything. So then when he looks back at me, HE WAS NOT MY DAD! I just ran away into the car scared and everything lol.

seen any scary movies lately, you little bugger?

If my wife ever sees this she will kill me (if I suddenly stop posting you'll know why).

My Wife's Most Embarressing Moment.

We were on holiday sunbathing on the beach. I was reading the paper, while my wife was snoozing, chilling and taking in the rays.
When this skinny dog came up and started rooting through a plastic bag my wife had.
To my horror the dog produced a used tampon (put there by my wife for convienience) and began shaking said tampon by the string in full view of fellow sunbathers.
I tried to warn her by shouting her name but then thought it better she did'nt know.
However, my wife insisted on what it was I wanted, all the while unaware of the dog playing happily behind her and the increasing amusement of our fellow holiday makers.

When she finally realised what had happened, she threw a bottle of water over me and bollocked me all the way back to our hotel.

Like it was all my fault :crazy:

:laughing: :laughing:

i think i'll do this chronologically:

1. when i was an oltarboy, and there was this big event ( i don't know the english word for it, it's one of the sacraments ), the archbishop does it, i was assigned to hold his cap, a very importaint duty, i was a rather skinny and weak boy, i had to stand throughout the ceremony, halfway through it, i passed out, infront of 500 of my villagers, not only that, but after they took me to a room, and i recovered, i went to hold his cap again, 5 minutes later i almost passed out again and my sister came from the crowd to the oltair and dragged me outside the church for some fresh air....i was forever scarred from the experience

2. back in highschool, we went for a weekend excursion to a place in Istra ( a province in croatia ), at night in the hotel i was so drunk i didn't notice that i had a holes in my socks, i went into the hall, drunk, to mess arround with my friends, only to have one of them say out loud that i had a hole in my socks....i was mortified....

3. my middle sister's best friend came to our apartment one day, i opened the door and saw her looking distrought, and said " god, you look like shit" in those exact words, to have her reply " how would you look if you just came from your best friends funeral" ...i could have died right there and then

4. when i went to a club back in highschool with my highschool firends, i wound up so drunk i actually puked in a corner of the club whilst all of my firends ( and god knows who else ) watched, i never went back to that club again


5. one of my sisters firends ( older than me ) came to the apartment one day and said to my sister that she likes me, my sister told me and others, then the girl came to the couch where i was sitting and smoothly tried to get close to me, i went to sit on the other part of the couch, the girl backed away and then 5 minutes later asked me to come play cards with her and the others, i said no, she asked me again, so did the others,obviously trying to fix me up with her, i said no again ( clueless that she was interested )....everyone s******ed and afterwards my sisters and their friends laughed at me

6. at my sister's best firends marriage, one of her friends asked me to dance ( after i warned her specifically not to do so because i hate to dance to wedding music ), i said no, she persisted infornt of the whole table filled with my friends, i said no again and again whilst the others were looking at me in disbelief, that was one of the roodest things i have ever done and have regreted it, but i would have rather been sawed in half then danced to wedding music )

now you know why i'm still single....in fact, i wonder how i'm still sane...

Well adidiasss...I don't know. You have it hard mate. And and and, that 56k internet is pretty up there too;)

Just kidding.

A friend of mine worked at a bakery & had just moved into a new flat. He decided to have a house warming party & invited a load of people he worked with. One of which was this girl I used to have a thing for.
I got to the party & suddenly realised that everybody had bought vodka , which is one drink I can`t handle.
Anyway I decide to get stuck into the booze & start making myself these vodka martinis (Shaken not stirred ;)) I start knocking them back and an hour later i`m pissed out of my skull & I decide now would be a great time to show this girl how great I am by showing her my wonderful sense of humour. So I stumble into the room & then make some slurred comment about how i`d love to nibble on her muffins before passing out right in front of her.
I wake up a little later feeling sick and spend the next half an hour in the bathroom, in my drunken state I pull the curtain across & fall asleep in the bath.
A while later I wake up again sit up & pull the curtain back to see this girl`s best friend sitting on the toilet with her pants around her ankles looking at me in horror. I say hello to her & pass out again. I wake up 7am the next morning lying in a corridor under a pile of coats & think it best if I go home quietly

K. Me and Jes were running to Biology 'cause we were going to be late. So Jes runs DIRETCTLY in front of me. She trips me. I fall over, like horribly. I ran into the door.. I drop all of my books. And Cameron walks by and looks at me as if I was insane. Jes walks into class laughing histerically. I follow about 15 seconds later. I'm dying with laughter also. The classroom is dead silent, I'm laughing really, really hard. Everyone looks at me as I walk into class. Both Jes and I continue laughing for about five minutes. I had a massive bruise on my knee from it.

And apparently Mr. Anderson looked at the door with a rather confused look on his face and says, "HOLY SMOKERS!"

The end.

that's not even embarrassing
THAT'S PURE SADNESS

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hahaha...

i love that

Looks like I was chatting up the wrong girl :(

maybe you shold try that sober it might have helped(or at least drink something other than volka kind sir

Here are mine - most involve alcohol, funnily enough...

1. I was thrown out of a nightclub once for kicking a door down. Me and my friends were standing in a corridor near the dance floor, somebody opened the door, I kicked it closed and it promptly fell off its hinges. A couple of minutes later the manager of the club stormed through to find me still looking at the door in a sheepishly-confused way, grabbed me and dragged me out of the club.

2. I woke up in my bed at 10 one saturday morning with a large bruise above my left eyebrow, scabs on both my palms and no recollection of anything beyond 9 pm the previous day (the last thing I could remember was downing a double absynthe in a pub). What happened that evening is still beyond me - the only information I've got from anybody so far involves me running full-speed into a pillar in the centre of a club.

3. The day after my 18th birthday party I had a piano lesson, had lunch with my gran, did some shopping in town and was visited by various relatives and friends. I was out and about the whole day, meeting lots of people, possibly the most sociable I've ever been. Throughout the day, people were constantly making cryptic comments about 'vampires', 'bruises', 'blood-sucking' etc. for reasons that I couldn't fathom. It wasn't until that evening, as I was getting ready to go out again, that I noticed that I had three enormous love-bites on my neck, which I'd been ignorantly parading for the whole day like some brazen man-whore!

I didn`t have the guts to do it sober.

And there wasn`t anything other to drink than vodka ;)