Cats or Dogs?

The Batlord · 07-17-2018, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

I've never seen one.

At the shoulder they come up to your waist and can drag you along on a leash if they want to no matter what leverage you use to hold them still. They're goofy mini-cows who can look you in the face if they stand on their hind legs. If you own one the idea that a Golden Retriever is supposed to be officially considered a "large" dog becomes humorous.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

At the shoulder they come up to your waist and can drag you along on a leash if they want to no matter what leverage you use to hold them still. They're goofy mini-cows who can look you in the face if they stand on their hind legs. If you own one the idea that a Golden Retriever is supposed to be officially considered a "large" dog becomes humorous.

They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

The Batlord · 07-17-2018, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

200 lbs (91 kg) is generally the upper weight though they can get up to 220 lbs for the biggest males. My biggest was over 180 lbs. She was a bit of a large dog tbh. And they're well muscled so if you want to force them to go anywhere they absolutely don't want to go you're gonna have to lift their front off the ground since most of their strength is in the front and then physically drag them with all your might. I've had to break up two fighting Saint Bernards on multiple occasions and it's a bit of a courage trial the first time and then you have to actually put distance between them when they're absolutely not listening to a word you're saying. It's some ****.

Trollheart · 07-17-2018, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Cats are great because they just have the "I don't give a ****" attitude. And simultaneously can be the cutest ****ing pets in the world. I can't tell you how many drinks I've lost due to my cat wanting to push it over.

It'd all worth it when you cat starts reacting to you talking to it. My cat talks back. If you don't know that cats talk, you're not a true cat person.

This.
Ritchie said "Rain!" (when it was raining), "Wanna go out" and very clearly "Oh man!" Damn I miss that little guy. One year this month.

#Cats4Ever

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Cats are party poopers.

Dogs are just poopers

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Originally Posted by Frownland

It tickles me when people think that St. Bernards are big dogs. Like have you even seen an English mastiff? Ignoramuses.

*Ignorami

and, what about Akitas?

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Originally Posted by Fluff

They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

No staff problems, then?

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