Sphinx: What stands on two legs in the morning, yet crawls on all fours in the evening?

Me: Uh... I don't know. A baby just learning to walk?

Sphinx: No, your mom OHHHHHHHHHHH *high-fives a chimera*

Me: Damn it, Sphinx!

Riddler: What walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs?

Doctor: The answer is man. We crawl on four legs as babies, then learn to walk upright, then as elders we use a cane.

Riddler: Close, but the answer to all three is a baby. It crawls around on four legs, but if you cut off it's legs it'll squirm around on two. Then, if you give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three.

Doctor: That's horrible! How can you even joke about something like that?

Riddler: Easy... It's not my baby...

Sphinx: What strikes from above, yet hits from below?

Riddler: Hmm... *snaps his fingers* Got it! Flight attendants going on strike while on an airplane flying over Australia.

Sphinx: No.

Riddler: Oh. Then, uh... maybe a platoon of guerilla soldiers?

Sphinx: No.

Riddler: Well, ****. I give up. What is it?

*springing from out of the darkness above, a jagged shape strikes sparks as it hits the metal flooring, before ricocheting up into The Riddler's balls*

*a figure glides down gracefully from the catwalk*

Batman, retrieving the Batarang and slipping on a pair of shades, even though it's already night: Me.

*high-fives the Sphinx*

Riddler: lol... *passes out*

What I'm taking away from this poll is that MB is primarily crazy cat ladies. Idk if that really surprises me

We're emotionally distant loners. We like dogs but they're too ****ing clingy.

Well I'm not empty inside so I'll go for a good pooch any day of the week. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to cats.

Dogs are great but I'm not emotionally available enough to have one on my own.

Speaking of husks...

That thing dogs do when they're about to start barking but haven't riled themselves up enough and so they go, "boof", is ****ing adorable.

My dog does that when he's not supposed to bark but he's gotta.