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The Batlord 11-06-2018 06:15 PM
You said it was a dog.

Blarobbarg 11-06-2018 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 2012966)
You said it was a dog.
I edited the original to change "devoted" to "lifelong." This animal is not necessarily going to love you without reason. However, it IS a dog, so I'd say you have a better bet with it than the cat.

The Batlord 11-06-2018 06:20 PM
And how gross would it be to get a BJ from a cat?

Blarobbarg 11-06-2018 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 2012973)
And how gross would it be to get a BJ from a cat?
I guess that depends on your predilections.

Also, cats are fickle. I don't know if you can convince that cat. Also, cats bite you even AFTER they want to be pet, so I dunno if that's a good move on your part.

The Batlord 11-06-2018 06:25 PM
And I can get over bestiality but what if the cat's human head is ugly? I can deal with stubby fingers or super hairy knuckles or whatever.

Oriphiel 11-07-2018 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg (Post 2012955)
A spectre appears to you in a long, black robe. They have no features understandable by your puny mortal mind, but a voice dim as a moonless sky slithers from its hood and into your mind. It asks you a simple choice, and warns that there is no third option.

You must choose between a cat with a human face, and a dog with human hands. Each beast is unkillable and if threatened with violence, will return in kind. If somehow deposed or escaped from, they will always reappear the next day. Each being can use its human features to their full capacity. Whichever monster you choose will now be your lifelong companion, and will not leave your side until the day that you die a thankful death, in which case it will move onto its next victim.

Choose wisely.
A cat with a human face is just a sphinx

And sphinxes are >

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/p...ldren_4141.png

Blarobbarg 11-07-2018 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2013108)
A cat with a human face is just a sphinx

And sphinxes are >

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/p...ldren_4141.png
But would you want to hang out with a sphinx all the time? Don’t they just tell riddles and kill people?

Oriphiel 11-08-2018 08:24 AM
I'm down with that

Dude111 11-08-2018 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem
I am aware other animals exist. But I think everyone can easily fall into being either a cat or a dog person. So where do you stand? Are you a friend of feline or a dawg of the dogs?
Definetly kitty cats :)

MEOW!! :)

The Batlord 11-08-2018 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2013437)
I'm down with that
"Where do generals put their armies?"

"I don't know, where?"

BANG!

"In their sleevies."

"lol sphinx you cold"


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