Cats or Dogs?

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 04:14 PM

Why two i's?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

[I]Especially ones covered in .... no.

Trollheart · 07-17-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Why two i's?

Cos you see better with two, obviously.

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Music Banter Remembers....

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Cos you see better with two, obviously.

I see fine with just the one anus.

Trollheart · 07-17-2018, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I see fine with just the one anus.

Yeah well you certainly do enough talking out of it.

K Addict · 11-03-2018, 03:41 PM

Dogs as long as they are Shih Tzus

loyl · 11-06-2018, 06:34 PM

raccoons

Blarobbarg · 11-06-2018, 07:03 PM

A spectre appears to you in a long, black robe. They have no features understandable by your puny mortal mind, but a voice dim as a moonless sky slithers from its hood and into your mind. It asks you a simple choice, and warns that there is no third option.

You must choose between a cat with a human face, and a dog with human hands. Each beast is unkillable and if threatened with violence, will return in kind. If somehow deposed or escaped from, they will always reappear the next day. Each being can use its human features to their full capacity. Whichever monster you choose will now be your lifelong companion, and will not leave your side until the day that you die a thankful death, in which case it will move onto its next victim.

Choose wisely.

The Batlord · 11-06-2018, 07:11 PM

An unconditionally loving dog that can give me a handjob?

Blarobbarg · 11-06-2018, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

An unconditionally loving dog that can give me a handjob?

Who says the dog is unconditionally loving?

View Poll Results: Are you a dog or cat person?
Dog	14	34.15%
Cat	27	65.85%
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11-06-2018, 07:03 PM	#118 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	A spectre appears to you in a long, black robe. They have no features understandable by your puny mortal mind, but a voice dim as a moonless sky slithers from its hood and into your mind. It asks you a simple choice, and warns that there is no third option. You must choose between a cat with a human face, and a dog with human hands. Each beast is unkillable and if threatened with violence, will return in kind. If somehow deposed or escaped from, they will always reappear the next day. Each being can use its human features to their full capacity. Whichever monster you choose will now be your lifelong companion, and will not leave your side until the day that you die a thankful death, in which case it will move onto its next victim. Choose wisely. Last edited by Blarobbarg; 11-06-2018 at 07:17 PM.

11-03-2018, 03:41 PM	#116 (permalink)
K Addict Send Help Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Cwm yng Nghymru Posts: 1,352	Dogs as long as they are Shih Tzus

11-06-2018, 06:34 PM	#117 (permalink)
loyl Groupie Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 1	raccoons