Cats or Dogs?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Nah, mastiffs are mellow as ****.

Maybe but I bet it would do some damage if the owner was a cunt.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 02:59 PM

So can a kid.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

So can a kid.

Na reckon I'd batter a goat tbh.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Na reckon I'd batter a goat tbh.

Fried goat, eh?

Trollheart · 07-17-2018, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

The "us" to "i" rule is not ubiquitous, you bag of anuses.

* ubiquiti
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Originally Posted by Fluff

The breed itself is ok with a good owner but most of the people who own them shouldn't own dogs in my opinion. The Staff is mostly a fashion accessory for bellends.

Should need a license to own breeds like the Staff or maybe any dog tbh.

Especially ones covered in .... no.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

[I]Especially ones covered in .... no.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 03:14 PM

Why two i's?

K Addict · 11-03-2018, 02:41 PM

Dogs as long as they are Shih Tzus

loyl · 11-06-2018, 05:34 PM

raccoons

Blarobbarg · 11-06-2018, 06:03 PM

A spectre appears to you in a long, black robe. They have no features understandable by your puny mortal mind, but a voice dim as a moonless sky slithers from its hood and into your mind. It asks you a simple choice, and warns that there is no third option.

You must choose between a cat with a human face, and a dog with human hands. Each beast is unkillable and if threatened with violence, will return in kind. If somehow deposed or escaped from, they will always reappear the next day. Each being can use its human features to their full capacity. Whichever monster you choose will now be your lifelong companion, and will not leave your side until the day that you die a thankful death, in which case it will move onto its next victim.

Choose wisely.

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07-17-2018, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	So can a kid. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-17-2018, 03:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Why two i's? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-06-2018, 06:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	A spectre appears to you in a long, black robe. They have no features understandable by your puny mortal mind, but a voice dim as a moonless sky slithers from its hood and into your mind. It asks you a simple choice, and warns that there is no third option. You must choose between a cat with a human face, and a dog with human hands. Each beast is unkillable and if threatened with violence, will return in kind. If somehow deposed or escaped from, they will always reappear the next day. Each being can use its human features to their full capacity. Whichever monster you choose will now be your lifelong companion, and will not leave your side until the day that you die a thankful death, in which case it will move onto its next victim. Choose wisely. Last edited by Blarobbarg; 11-06-2018 at 06:17 PM.

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K Addict Send Help Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Cwm yng Nghymru Posts: 1,361	Dogs as long as they are Shih Tzus

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loyl Groupie Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 1	raccoons