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The Batlord 07-17-2018 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1976300)
They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

200 lbs (91 kg) is generally the upper weight though they can get up to 220 lbs for the biggest males. My biggest was over 180 lbs. She was a bit of a large dog tbh. And they're well muscled so if you want to force them to go anywhere they absolutely don't want to go you're gonna have to lift their front off the ground since most of their strength is in the front and then physically drag them with all your might. I've had to break up two fighting Saint Bernards on multiple occasions and it's a bit of a courage trial the first time and then you have to actually put distance between them when they're absolutely not listening to a word you're saying. It's some ****.

Trollheart 07-17-2018 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1976246)
Cats are great because they just have the "I don't give a ****" attitude. And simultaneously can be the cutest ****ing pets in the world. I can't tell you how many drinks I've lost due to my cat wanting to push it over.

It'd all worth it when you cat starts reacting to you talking to it. My cat talks back. If you don't know that cats talk, you're not a true cat person.

This.
Ritchie said "Rain!" (when it was raining), "Wanna go out" and very clearly "Oh man!" Damn I miss that little guy. One year this month. :(
#Cats4Ever
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1976247)
Cats are party poopers.

Dogs are just poopers
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1976251)
It tickles me when people think that St. Bernards are big dogs. Like have you even seen an English mastiff? Ignoramuses.

*Ignorami

and, what about Akitas?
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1976300)
They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

No staff problems, then?

Frownland 07-17-2018 02:29 PM

The "us" to "i" rule is not ubiquitous, you bag of anuses.

Cuthbert 07-17-2018 02:30 PM

The breed itself is ok with a good owner but most of the people who own them shouldn't own dogs in my opinion. The Staff is mostly a fashion accessory for bellends.

Should need a license to own breeds like the Staff or maybe any dog tbh.

Frownland 07-17-2018 02:38 PM

Nah, mastiffs are mellow as ****.

Cuthbert 07-17-2018 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1976341)
Nah, mastiffs are mellow as ****.

Maybe but I bet it would do some damage if the owner was a cunt.

Frownland 07-17-2018 02:59 PM

So can a kid.

Cuthbert 07-17-2018 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1976346)
So can a kid.

Na reckon I'd batter a goat tbh.

Frownland 07-17-2018 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1976349)
Na reckon I'd batter a goat tbh.

Fried goat, eh?

Trollheart 07-17-2018 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1976339)
The "us" to "i" rule is not ubiquitous, you bag of anuses.

* ubiquiti
* anii

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1976340)
The breed itself is ok with a good owner but most of the people who own them shouldn't own dogs in my opinion. The Staff is mostly a fashion accessory for bellends.

Should need a license to own breeds like the Staff or maybe any dog tbh.

Especially ones covered in .... no.
:shycouch:


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