Cats or Dogs?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

At the shoulder they come up to your waist and can drag you along on a leash if they want to no matter what leverage you use to hold them still. They're goofy mini-cows who can look you in the face if they stand on their hind legs. If you own one the idea that a Golden Retriever is supposed to be officially considered a "large" dog becomes humorous.

They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

The Batlord · 07-17-2018, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

They sound big.

Not many people have big dogs here.

Staffs are the common dog.

Everyone has a Staff.

200 lbs (91 kg) is generally the upper weight though they can get up to 220 lbs for the biggest males. My biggest was over 180 lbs. She was a bit of a large dog tbh. And they're well muscled so if you want to force them to go anywhere they absolutely don't want to go you're gonna have to lift their front off the ground since most of their strength is in the front and then physically drag them with all your might. I've had to break up two fighting Saint Bernards on multiple occasions and it's a bit of a courage trial the first time and then you have to actually put distance between them when they're absolutely not listening to a word you're saying. It's some ****.

The Batlord · 07-17-2018, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

It tickles me when people think that St. Bernards are big dogs. Like have you even seen an English mastiff? Ignoramuses.

They're like 20 pounds heavier on average at the biggest. And yes as a giant dog owner with a need for bragging rights I know this. Mastiffs #1, Saint Bernards #2. But Saint Bernards are fuzzier with more adorable coloring so they win.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

They're like 20 pounds heavier on average at the biggest. And yes as a giant dog owner with a need for bragging rights I know this. Mastiffs #1, Saint Bernards #2. But Saint Bernards are fuzzier with more adorable coloring so they win.

You might as well have a Chihuahua.

The Batlord · 07-17-2018, 11:55 AM

You've clearly never had a Saint Bernard greet you at the door by bowling you over and giving you shin bruises with their wagging tails.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You've clearly never had a Saint Bernard greet you at the door by bowling you over and giving you shin bruises with their wagging tails.

You are just WEAK

The Batlord · 07-17-2018, 12:01 PM

And Saint Bernards lean. They walk over to you, panting with love, and then lean on you waiting to be pet and you just slowly tip over.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 02:29 PM

The "us" to "i" rule is not ubiquitous, you bag of anuses.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2018, 02:30 PM

The breed itself is ok with a good owner but most of the people who own them shouldn't own dogs in my opinion. The Staff is mostly a fashion accessory for bellends.

Should need a license to own breeds like the Staff or maybe any dog tbh.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2018, 02:38 PM

Nah, mastiffs are mellow as ****.

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07-17-2018, 02:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	The "us" to "i" rule is not ubiquitous, you bag of anuses. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-17-2018, 02:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Nah, mastiffs are mellow as ***. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

07-17-2018, 02:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	The breed itself is ok with a good owner but most of the people who own them shouldn't own dogs in my opinion. The Staff is mostly a fashion accessory for bellends. Should need a license to own breeds like the Staff or maybe any dog tbh.